Who Am I?
By Brian Zhang
Don't call me a rectangle with punch keys
for I am certainly more than just a mere piece of cheese
After all, taking the regents isn't a soft breeze
But it just so happens that that is my sole expertise
Multiply those numbers, one by one
Then engross yourself in all this mathematical fun
What's even more,
There are so many buttons to explore
Just press alpha, for example,
and type out the word apple!
I'm often confused with my scientific friend
But believe me, we're not the same!
Now, if you're gonna ask me if we once dated,
I'mma send you off to play the SYNTAX error game
A graphing calculator, my name shall be called
For now you see that I’m not so simple after all